MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Monday 4/30/2012

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MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 297 Monday April 30th 2012
"Internet Talk Radio For Your Imagination!"

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http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2012-04-30T16_29_57-07_00

Today is the last day of April oh wow
it's also 2 holidays that I shall tell you about
today is National Honesty Day
as opposed to a month ago and April Fools Day
it's also Hairstyle Appreciation Day so let me be clear
to appreciate what on your head if it is hair
and you had to pick a style for it so kudos to you
for walking out of the house make a decision or 2
hairstyles come and go just like pop songs and Disney appointed teen stars
I have been doing a month of no coffee in the morning
I've been doing pretty good with no coffee beans to warm me…I sometimes get a decaf mocha late in the day…that's not good with calories…even if you get them lite…oh cruel life.

Today we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino, and Bison Bentley, PLUS we bring you the segment MIKE's ABSOLUTELY USELESS REVIEW, and on NEWS RANDOM, "steampunk" in the Bay Area.

Tomorrow we bring you the segment MIKE's SCAVENGER HUNT, plus we hear from Chely Shoehart, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer: three people who love my lack of hair hairstyle.  They're so impressed they have gotten rid of their hair.  To which their hairs got upset and demanded to be reinstated upon their heads.  The hairs were refollicled and now the three are back to normal.  But no less annoying.

Mike Matthews

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Sunday 4/29/2012

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MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 296 Sunday April 29th 2012
"Internet Talk Radio For Your Imagination!"

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Took a couple days off from the show
I think most of you didn't even know
I was having a soul searching couple of days
whether this podcast is going a meaningful way
I mean really who cares about a daily podcast when it comes down to it
most of you don't have the time to listen to this show and I knew it
yet I will persist in bringing you a daily podcast you can't hear any where else
in other words I'm a glutton for punishment and probably need help
we missed a bunch of weird holidays Friday, yesterday, and today.  I will list them all without saying the word "day."
Babe Ruth, Prime Rib, Tell a Story, Great Poetry Reading,
Kiss Your Mate, Greenery, Shrimp and Scampi, I'm not kidding…today is Shrimp and Scampi Day…the food for bloated white male suites everywhere…I'll celebrate by not eating it.

Today we hear from Benita, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster, PLUS we bring you the dramatic return of the segment WHAT's THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK? And on NEWS RANDOM, what the hell, Olbermann?

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment MIKE's ABSOLUTELY USELESS REVIEW, plus we'll hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino, and Bison Bentley: three people who had no idea I was off the past 2 days.  They think I've been off all my days.  They're such jerks.  I mean they're such olbermann's.

Mike Matthews

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Thursday 4/26/2012

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MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 295 Thursday April 26th 2012
"Internet Talk Radio For Your Imagination!"

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http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2012-04-26T10_10_04-07_00

Today is Hug An Australian Day
they seem like cool people so that's okay
today is also National Pretzel Day
which are great to eat with Mariska Hargitay
today is also Richter Scale Day so monitor earthquakes
Charles Richter made it in '35 for when the earth shakes
the strongest earthquake was off the coast of Chile in 1960
today is also Take Your Daughter to Work Day, that's kind of nifty
originally just meant for girls to see the workplace boys acted like little babies and wanted to go to work too
of course most of them just want to get out of school
I'm not a parent yet but daddy didn't raise no fool…that's a lot of days to celebrate…how do we keep track of them all?…oh yeah, we don't.

Today we hear from Chely Shoehart, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer, PLUS we bring you the segment WILLYA SHADUP's LIBERTY NATION FREEDOM PHONE FOR ALL, and on NEWS RANDOM, what will daughters learn today on Take Your Daughter to Work Day?

Tomorrow we'll bring you the dramatic return of the segment WHAT's THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK?  Plus we'll hear from the Brewmaster, Benita, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player: three people who are glad we now have a way to measure earthquakes since they cause them every time they go bowling.  Seriously, set the ball down SMOOTHLY on the ramp.  Don't chuck it like a shot put.  Simple etiquette.

Mike Matthews  

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Wednesday 4/25/2012

MIKE’s DAILY PODCAST effizode 294 Wednesday April 25th 2012
“Internet Talk Radio For Your Imagination!”

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Today has been a fun day for me
going to thrift stores with my friend Terri
she needs to find odd things for the Aids Bike Ride
where people ride bicycles over a long divide
they go from San Francisco to Los Angleleeeez
and my friend Terri helps out with the supervising
of all the have fun theme filled rest stops
so the best place to find stuff is at thrift shops
I saw one guy at a thrift store buying 10 cassettes and I thought, do you really want to do that?
Today’s Administrative Professionals Day
and World Penguin Day and East Meets West Day…that last one needs some ‘splaining…it has to do with sports teams meeting for friendly competition…I know, where do I find these things?

Today we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino, and Bison Bentley, PLUS we bring you the segment WHY THE HELL DID I “YELP” THAT? And on NEWS RANDOM, Bieber gets revenge.

Tomorrow we’ll bring you the segment WILLYA SHADUP’s LIBERTY NATION FREEDOM PHONE FOR ALL, plus we’ll hear from Chely Shoehart, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer: three people who love thrift stores so much they buy all their games there.  Yes, board games, I have found are hella hella hey there fella cheap.  Hey there fella cheap?  I guess that just did come out of my mouth.

Mike Matthews

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Tuesday 4/24/2012

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MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 293 Tuesday April 24th 2012
"Internet Talk Radio For Your Imagination!"

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http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2012-04-24T18_27_14-07_00

So yesterday I got to see the McEuen's play in concert
at Cafe Du Nord and I made sure to wear a shirt
after a week of talking to the 3 members
it was a fun night I'll always remember
we also must point out what today is so don't forget
today is the day named after Pigs in a Blanket
that breakfast food that carries a lot of calories
eat it but I hope some day you don't get diabetes
sausage, pancakes, syrup, what 3 things does our pancreas hate more?
Oh, and I'm having a difficult time explaining
this podcast to people so I'm complaining…it's hard enough to describe what a podcast is…but how would you describe this show…I mean, I guess if I want to be podcast status quo I need to cuss like crazy.

Today we hear from the Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, PLUS we bring you the segment MASTERPOD THEATER, and on NEWS RANDOM, cooking in a pot with pot.

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment WHY THE HELL DID I "YELP" THAT? Plus we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino, and Bison Bentley: three people who love pigs in a blanket if by that you mean actual pigs under an actual blanket.  They think that's just the cutest thing.  Until they try to snort your pillows.

Mike Matthews

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