MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 276 Friday April 6th 2012
"Internet Talk Radio For Your Imagination!"
so today's okay if your feet are a little sore
it was started by Tommy G. Thompson who was our Secretary of Health
he wanted us to lose a little weight and maybe gain a little stealth
they say we should all walk at least 30 minutes a day
which seems like an adequate goal to try to maintain
today is also Plan Your Epitaph Day which we can presume
that if you don't at least try to walk you might end up there soon
today is also Sorry Charlie Day for those of us who have been rejected lately…remember rejection is part of life!
Today, of course, is also Good Friday
and a month away from our one year anniversary day…for this podcast…actually it's a month and one day from that…who's counting? Today we hear from Benita the Rodeo Queen, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster, PLUS we bring you the segment MIKE ON MOBILE and on NEWS RANDOM, handheld movies have taken over the world! Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment WHAT's THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK? Plus we'll hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supevisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer: three people who have all planned their epitaphs. One of their epitaphs is "I Didn't Mean to Die But I Guess I Did." Unfortunately, years from now when that's chiseled onto the stone the "Die" and "Did" are going to be flipped around so it won't make any sense. No one will ever catch it. Isn't that sad? What's even sadder is that all tombstones will be installed with Word after that so that mistake might have never happened. Yes, the future will be stranger than you'll ever know! Mike Matthews Sponsor this show and this weekend will be full of bunnies and chocolate covered eggs. What? This weekend is already full of that? Oh well, there's no reason to sponsor then. Email me if you'd like to sponsor the show or if you'd like to be a guest on the show at MikesDailyPodcast@gmail.com Podcast.Blog.com Subscribe on iTunes at http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michaelmatthewss-podcast/id318601461 Or listen on your phone at Stitcher.com at http://www.stitcher.com/MIKESDAILY and enter the promo code MIKESDAILY to possibly win the $100 cash card! "Like" this show on facebook at http://facebook.com/MikesDailyPodcast "Yelp" about this show at http://www.yelp.com/biz/Mikes-Daily-Podcast-castro-valley