MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Monday 3/19/2012


MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 261 Monday March 19th 2012

"Internet Talk Radio For Your Imagination!"

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Today is Monday but did you know
that it is Poultry Day also
it celebrates all the birds that we consume
they're lower in fats than other meat foods
as March Madness rages on I think that I can say
I heard Bryan Ferry on an Oreo cookie commercial, I was amazed
he's the guy who you young kids have no idea what I'm talking about
he was in the band Roxy Music you're parents listened to when they went out
"Love is the Drug", "More Than This", "Avalon", and his solo stuff like "Slave to Love" and "Kiss and Tell"
meanwhile the atmosphere at Goldman Sachs
is still toxic who can dispute those facts?…they will always hate people and love money…they are just wired weird…sexist and annoying.

Today we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley, PLUS we bring you the segment INTO AN INTERVIEW and on NEWS RANDOM, stuff you need to know before you buy plane tickets!

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment delayed from today WHY THE HELL DID I YELP THAT?  Plus we'll hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer: three people that love poultry so much they have married it.  Just like that guy in that burger commercial who marries bacon.  Don't marry foods.  Marry someone your own sex.  Marry someone opposite your sex.  Just don't marry a food product.  Believe me, this is great advice.

Mike Matthews

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