A Sign of Being Old and Being "Over It"


I am going to get around to doing a podcast at michaelmatthews.podomatic.com, but first I must blog.

My WHAT THE HECK?!? My BACK! This week I was hit with a pain right in that small back region. I think part of the cause was lifting something rather heavy in the garage without using my legs and the growing stress upon the realization that my wife and I are REALLY MOVING!

It just makes sense…or it makes no sense. We are moving back to a state whose houses are now at a price we haven’t seen in years, yet we’re leaving a state and a city that is the best area to find a job according to a new study. We’ve got a real estate agent now, so we’ve jumped out of the plane, now we’ve got to pull the rip chord.

Maybe that’s a little dramatic. We could take the house off the market and stay if we want. But do we? Yeah, jobs are abundant here in Huntsville, Alabama, but who enjoys working for a “good ol’ boys” club? Maybe you like it: the smoking cigars on a golf course while cheering Cheney on finally making his PUNXSUTAWNEY GROUND HOG MOMENT to try to prove he was a good dad to us after all. If you brand cialis for sale buy 40 pills you will be spending $183.60 US dollars instead of $217.13 and will be saving $21.60 US dollars. We recommend that you gulp absolute & entire precise details on gulping of each pill; you find the right solution http://mouthsofthesouth.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/MOTS11.23.19-LEE.pdf levitra viagra cialis for your problem. According to Wikipedia, the Chapter 13 United States Bankruptcy Code lists forth the statutes governing the cialis samples in canada various types of relief for bankruptcy in the United States. However, for complete viagra 50 mg mouthsofthesouth.com cure, reducing excess lipids is necessary. “Everything I did, I DID IT FOR YOU! You have NO IDEA WHAT I WENT THROUGH to keep this country safe! You may be all smitten with this new president guy, BUT HE HAS NO RIGHT TO CRITICIZE WHAT I DID TO KEEP YOU SAFE! Now I’m going back underground to breathe my secret life-extending gas and I’ll come back out when you REALIZE WHAT A GOD I AM!”

It’ll be nice to leave an area that is so gaga over such a ridiculous Rush-Sean-wannabe radio show as “Rick and Bubba.” In California they have that show absolutely NO WHERE! I will tell people about it there and they will laugh at me! Really? They have a show like that? Well I guess that’s the South for you! I moved to this part of the country with AN OPEN MIND. I thought people here weren’t the stereotype. I was willing and ready to be proven wrong! Yep, I was wrong.

Maybe the pain in my back is a little voodoo on me for being negative about all this. But at this point, I’m no longer negative. I’m feeling more positive every day.

Now I positively need some Motrin.

The Great Americana Radio Format and Why It’s Gone

The high point of my radio career was somewhere around 2002. The corporation that owned us happened upon their one good idea…to let me be more creative and have more control of my radio show. They also decided that on Sunday evenings they would play 2 hours of “Americana” music.

Americana falls somewhere between the triangle of folk, rock, and country. It would be an awesome format to work for if radio was indeed experimental in that way anymore, which it is not. You literally play the cleverest lyricists, the best musicians, and sometimes the deepest music. I know there’s KPIG in Monterey, but that is the exception to the rule. They have done a fantastic job staking a claim in the world of Internet radio before anyone else did. They play new music by Americana artists and throw in some classic rock songs. You really can not predict what you’re going to hear.

When we did this format, I was fortunate enough to get a lot of the Cd’s that were sent to us. I still have them, and still listen and party like it’s…well, 2002.

Here’s my WHAT THE HECK!?!…Some time in 2004, idiots in corporate decided to clamp down. Actually, the guy they put in the position to do it at the local level ended up being pretty cool, and he was successful in explaining to me his reasoning for executing corporate’s wishes. Clutter and consistency were the main words he used. My question in hindsight though is what did we sacrifice creatively by making those changes? The actions we took ended up making radio more repetitive and less unpredictable.

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By the way, KPIG is the perfect example of what I talked about in a previous blog: how radio stations will die and be taken over by one main station…the “Radio Unification Theory,” if you will. KPIG started out on just one frequency in Monterey at 107.5FM. Now it can be heard on 4 more frequencies throughout California including 94.9FM in San Luis Obispo and 1510AM in San Francisco; basically covering most of California’s coast. The last “group-thunk idiot company” I worked for would never take a chance on a station like this. I have heard people that worked at the corporate level that said “that format doesn’t work” and they should have long since given up the ship. Yet this format has now grown to 4 more frequencies and has built a business model that only shows it can spread to MORE stations. Looking at my ex-employers and how they’ve forced mandatory furloughs on their employees showing how their ship is in its final mount before the whole thing goes underwater at the foot of the iceberg, I would say they were wrong yet again! Corporate radio has no incite in matters like this, and thus its current down spin.

Look up Americana on the Internet. I’m sure you’ll find a group worth listening to. The cool thing is a lot of these artists tour frequently and EVERYWHERE so you’re bound to see them in your local (or somewhat local) venue soon. Till then, I’ll be pulling out The Gourds or the Old 97’s out of my CD rack and giving them a little listen…probably ripping them to my computer so they’ll come up in my Windows Media Player. At least my WMP has good taste in music.

Here’s Some Folks that REALLY Don’t Know What They’re Doing!


I was speaking to a former coworker whom I had not spoken to in almost ten years. We were recently reunited through Facebook. I would like to thank that free social network for aiding in an online conversation. We were talking about the amount of money that was thrown at certain things back in the day.

In this situation, the guy I used to work with was hired by the radio station to “wrap” a van. This involves sticking various vinyl and I don’t know what to the outside to create the logo that’s “bigger than life” on the vehicle.

He was telling me how the name the radio station picked, “kiss”, was already used by a prominent station in nearby Los Angeles. The evil empire Clear Channel owned the rights to the name and had some legal stipulation that nobody in a 100 mile radius or something couldn’t use the name. Now my friend claims he kinda knew this was the case, but since he was paid by our ignorant radio station to wrap the van, he did it.

A week later they got a “cease and desist” and my friend was told he had to re wrap the van with the name “hits.” Yes, hits and kiss sound very similar. Hits was a better name, actually, because that’s what the station was really playing and since it was new it works to be very clear as to what you are.

A few months later, evil empire, who had bought many stations in this town, changed a radio station to the name “kiss” and directly competed against “hits.”

Here’s my WHAT THE HECK…aside from my friend getting paid twice, in today’s world, in today’s radio, HE WOULD HAVE ONLY BEEN PAID ONCE. I guarantee it! Then he would have been told to take a one week furlough, even though he works independently.

And why didn’t the company that owned “hits,” I believe it was Cumulus, not do any legal research to see if there was any problem using that name in the first place? I mean, it would be so obvious to any large radio corporation that this was an infringement.

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Oh, and these radio stations love pushing to the top conservative extremists like you hear all over the AM. Thank goodness they or their employers aren’t running the country right now! People complain about the stimulus package and the amount spent. You can bet with a conservative party IT WOULD BE TWICE AS MUCH! The conservatives are taking the other side now because that seems to be the popular view…do nothing and just suffer. Why change, nothings wrong. My head is perfectly fine buried in sand!

It’s a different age. We need to behave differently. Radio, however, will continue to keep its head buried.